Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation.
1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here?Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know?
2. In bus:A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt?
Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . why don't you try again?3. When i got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping?
Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. you thought i was sleeping, u stupid fool?4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have u had a haircut?
Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.!5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you?
Me: I am in market with telephone around my neck
