A Nation where Pizza reaches home Faster than Ambulance & Police..
Where you get Car Loan @ 5% but Education Loan @ 12%..
Where Rice is Rs.40/kg but Sim card is free..
Where people worship Goddess Durga but want to kill their girl child..
Where Olympic shooter wins gold, govt. gives 3crore, Another shooter dies fighting with terrorist, govt. pays 1 lakh.
Really, "INCREDIBLE INDIA".