An insect falls into a mug of beer...
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Englishman:
Throws his mug away and walks
out
American:
Takes the insect out and drinks
the beer
Chinese:
Eats the insect and throws the
beer away
Japanese:
Drinks the beer with insect as
it is coming free
Indian:
Sells the beer to the American
and insect to the Chinese and gets a new
mug of beer. ......INTELLIGENT
INDIANS
Pakistani:
-Accuses the Indian for throwing
insect into his beer
-Relates the issue to Kashmir
-Asks the Chinese for Military
aid
-Takes a loan from
the American to buy one more mug of beer
