The police asked Santa/Banta if they could give some vital clues
about Jean Paul that would make finding him easier.
Santa : "Jean Paul was handsome and tall"
Police : "All Frenchmen are like that... give us something specific"
Banta : "Jean Paul had blue eyes and was very fair"
Police : "All Frenchmen have blue eyes and they are fair,tell us
something specific"
Santa and Banta together now.... " Oh yes. now we remember, Jean Paul
had two holes in his ass !!!"
Policeman gets really interested now. " Now that's something very
specific-but tell me , how do you know this ?? Did you guys see it."
Santa & Banta ... " No we didn't see the holes, but wherever we went
with Jean Paul, everyone used to say, here comes Jean Paul with the
TWO ass-holes."
